Bowser's Tower of Torture

Coolidea but runs and plays like ASS

I cannot even jump properly

How do you deal damage to bowser at the end?

that shit got spikes on it

You can't run AND jump at the same time. wtf

If at least theres a option to skip all the shit xd

bro the mechanics of the platforming suck

how do you beat bowser I keep trying to jit him on the head but it's not working?

Literally cant defeat bowser unless you have leaf power up to hit him in the dick. Trash game.

I will never understand the trend of Porn Game artists and authors creating a really interesting concept and then absolutely ruining it by adding an ungodly barrier of either difficulty or tediousness.

There are 10 minutes worth of animation you are racing against before it starts looping inferring you didnt beat the clock...but after nearly 2 hours of grinding I had to just give up. The game is so incredibly unforgiving, the platform challenges require both instantaneous reflection and pin point accuracy, there are little to no checkpoints, and there is literally one checkpoint that has you spawned in front of a gun that I was stuck in an auto death loop for two consecutive minutes despite holding the down arrow the entire time the character physically could not react quick enough to dodge given how perfectly the gun loop and animation linked up.

To those thinking of starting it up for a casual porn game platformer parody, dont. It is extreme and becomes unfun for anyone whose not a serious platform player by the 5th minute, and like I said you will play for literal hours with nothing to show. DryBoneX seems like a good game designer, and this was an interesting concept, but the execution compared to the expected audience is so mismatched I hope they and other authors like them see their patreons dry up until they learn to chill with adding extreme layers of difficulty or tedious action in casual parody games.