A Ninja's Return [v 1.01]

Ah, I see it's not just AI art, but AI writing too!
During the big battle: "everyone was watching you". And then "when the dust settled, you were gone".
Wut?! Two armies of ninjas are watching the bosses battle, and nobody sees where you went.
Oh, and both leaders are "severely injured" with "potentially fatal" wounds, but their pics don't show a single scratch on either of them. (It looks like the enemy boss may have died of slightly torn pants. Perhaps it was a fatal blow to her dignity?)

Other comments: what's with the many choices that don't do anything? Or: you pick a choice, but then the game says "no, I'll do the other thing instead". Umm, why did you waste the player's time asking?

"Courage" in this game seems to be defined as "being a jerk to your friends". Which, ok, it takes courage to be a jerk to ninjas who can kill you, but it seems weird that's the benchmark that the hero of Leaf village measures himself by.

Sakura, the trained medical specialist, doesn't know what an erection is. Truly, her time studying under *the greatest medical ninja in history* has really paid off!

Naruto, the superwarrior who turned the tide of the war, needs training. (Note: "training" in how to fight, not "physical therapy" to recover from his injuries.) Which apparently comes from some stranger that the village hired, and who is disgusted with him for being a weakling. Apparently ending the war with his combat skills is too pathetic for her?

Game could use a fast travel menu. (But it's not a terrible click fest.)

Art is better than most AI art. The images are mostly consistent; the characters (mostly) don't randomly change appearance between frames.

Someone please tell

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Buy it at night in the alley, but only after you are told you need one. Same for video camera.

Any idea how to use them on mobile?